Who wrote this stuff? A genious?

I get weekly emails from my favorite baby website. I usually chat on the message boards with fellow mothers, and get useful tips. The emails I get contain information on "my baby's" development for her age etc... Just thought I'd share today's blurb:

"Hello, Dallas! Your baby knows she's the star of the show, and like all great divas, she'll want your eyes on her at all times. She thrives on your attention. Don't be surprised if she deliberately tries to get it by dropping things, banging objects, or even crying out when you turn away. She's not acting up, just discovering the principles of cause and effect — when she calls, you jump!" www.babycenter.com

Did someone write that after spying in my window?