I need Coffee!

Did you happen to look at the time of this blog for this morning!??!! "Of course", I said to Paige, "I'd love to wake up now". "What's that? - Oh sure, I'd really like to play now - Tired? No not me honey. You only woke up at 11:30pm, and 3am. Why not get up now??? Mommy doesn't need sleep!!!"

Confessions of an overtired, underpaid employee. My boss never thanks me enough. She only smiles and coos at me - as if to say "You're doing a great job! Employee of the year!" This is truly the hardest job ever - with the least amount of recognition possible. No one notices...it's like you have your own little cubicle...in a huge office, where no one even pays attention to you. Hence the new internet addiction! Yuppee, other unappreciated employees out there! We can communicate in secret all day...and even congrigate. It's very "hush hush"- we're going to take over our bosses...they don't know it yet. So please, don't tell them. We'll wait for a moment they are at their weakest..Muuuuaaa aaahhhh haaaaaa haaaaaaa.

"Oh, what's that? Sure boss, I'd be happy to read you today's report." The news says - "Grumpy bottoms are about. Today is a good day to leave the office. Head to the nearest mass consumer location and partake in offerings of money for items. Entertainment is important. Catch a viewing of some unknown theatre flick...eat popcorn too."

As you can see, I can't disobey the head honcho - or she'll scream at me. It's not very professional, but it is quit effective on her part. I have to go get ready. Put on my business clothes and prepare for war today. Today's uniform consists of blue jeans and a t-shirt. The boss approves of them I'm sure, however she has been know to vomit on that particular combination of clothing. Perhaps she disapproves... I'm sure she'll bring it up at my 6 month evaluation at the end of this month.