If my morning were summarized in a newspaper clipping here is how it would read:

Dallas ***l, 29, from ******d P***, embarrased herself early this morning by spontaneously vomiting at her daughter's dayhome. While on her way to work, Will also had to pull her vehical over on the Whitemud and throw up on the side of the road. The icing on the cake for this puking mother of one, was arriving to work only to be told to "go home" by her boss when he simply "looked" at her. Will is now recovering at her home of usual residence sipping on ginger ale and playing on the internet.