Contrary to what I thought, my neighbor's house is NOT on fire! I went running in to our bedroom five minutes ago and woke Darren up in a panic!

Me: Darren, WAKE UP, I think the neighbor's house is on fire!!!

Darren jumps out of bed in 0.002 seconds and meets me at the window.

Darren: WHERE???

Me: LOOK, up on the roof. There are flames coming out of those exhaust thingys!!

Darren: OH MY GOD DALLAS, that is just the normal venting of their heating system. The SUN is shining behind the smoke making it look like fire!!! You scared the SHIT out of me!!!

Me: Oh.....Sorry.